Posts tagged with 'Lion Door Stopper' from 1 to 21 of 21
And it was a happy birthday cake hole too.For six months of the year "L" is two years my senior and she doesn't really like it. It reminds her that [...]
My neighbours dog is on heat. When a bitch is on heat she bleeds and the bloody scent attracts scruffy mongrels. The result: whining and spraying [...]
What a jolly chap I am sometimes. Out for a run on the first day of 2005 and merrily wishing every dog-walker, afternoon rambler and shitty little [...]
Snotters, crusty nostrils, tickly throat, irritating cough, big wet sneezes and mild fatigue; and that's before I even venture out the front door in t [...]